May 2, 2008

-` »» aиіqa «__× nazism: you have two cows; the government takes both and shoots you says:I shall blog about this later tonight Beckyy says: YAAAAY Beckyy says: BLOGGING = AWESOME … i will be e-famous then

:D

Listening to: Under the sea - The little mermaid
Trying to do: absolutely nothing it’s a Friday :D

This is a draft from a while back it had a smiley face and thats about it. Let me tell you about my holidays; I ate slept and bought shoes theres a picture of about 50 of them on my flickr take a look. I don’t really recall doing much else I hugged my blanket for most of it. My parents and physics piss me off :D I want to be left in an orphanage and then get adopted; but since thats not happening I’m dropping physics for modern history… any advice people???

Today is Friday, I didn’t know that. I met GWF in the morning, I felt sick in the morning … I still feel sick
ANYWAY
Gibson, Boobs and I spent most of lunch today reading lingerie books and trying to find pictures of fat people; it was all well and good until the bell rang… well it was still good after.
We were all high in eco (economics) especially because we had a substitute, I don’t know her but I have a sinking suspicion that she knows me. In class we Lea and I were unzipping boobs’ pencil case, I was feeling her back and then we introduced small people corner Ilma is included because we love her muchly =]
Some significant way into the lesson I decided to pull my blanket out and hug it, Ilma decided to look confused, Lea decided to continue unzipping boobs’ pencil case, boobs was being boobs and laughing I click my pens with her boobs so she took my blanket so I clicked the pen on my boobs … it was mostly a blur of 40 minutes of constant laughter.

On the way home I touched boob’s face its soft and like braille :D I like it muchly and I touched Pidgy (my pet pigeon) Boobs also had a pet pigeon named Pidgy she touched it too.

I have hot milk and I want a big shirt so I can belt it and turn it into a dress

April 27, 2008

A post dedicated to Annie :D because she is so tall

Dear acquaintances that we have just become acquainted with,

We are Randwick girls, the sluts which were eyeing you vigorously and staring and your intriguing physiques, correction which you were eyeing ;). Did you have fun staring at us?

It has come to our attention that you had an unfriendly attitude towards us, during our concluding debate. Therefore we would just like to say bring it on we’ll take your little beige arses home. If you have any problems with this please contact your doctor or my doctor - yum91@hotmail.com (the one with the cool costume :P).

F**K YOU. We would right a formal letter but as we Randwick girls we are not capable of such intricate work.

Love Randwick Girls High

*mwahh*

cool letter aye ?? This was created by Annie, Tash and myself :D me i am important but this is dedicated to Annie. Her foot is numb as I write this and she got a new laptop; I am appalled by Rudd’s inability to pay for it. BAD PRIME MINISTER!! Anyway Annie is my epic tall (I got Annie addicted to lemmings and we all watched circuits under the table;] circuits are awesome. Haha I wore Annie’s shoes they’re huge) epic pretty friend; I will break her back one day from the hugging ( no it’s not because she’s prettier than me :D it’s because shes tall and that makes hugging funny ) I’m watching the episode of south park about midgets it’s oddly well placed. Well I love Annie muchly :D and I’m pretty sure everyone else does too; if you don’t know her love her unconditionally.

another excerpt from my infamous logbook:

10.24 am and few more seconds – “my cats getting de-sexed” said Annie XD and then I was like didn’t you do that before XD haha my bad she has more then one cat XDXD no she’s just going to de-sex the same cat over and over again

10.25 am – Mr Moots – “on the weekend I took a photo of the flowchart symbols and turned them into jpegs *speaks French* “

Dear South African Representatives of Sydney Boys High,

It has come to our attention that you had an unfriendly attitude towards us, during our concluding debate. Therefore we would just like to say bring it on we’ll take your little beige arses home. If you have any problems with this please contact yum91@hotmail.com (the one with the cool costume :P).

Regards,

The United Kingdom Representatives of Randwick Girls High

9.45 am - Annie tells me that it has look good and shakes her fist *I cower and laugh* muhahahahah o

wat shall i say about u
Miss Annie Brigid says:
that i am a super cool kid from a school so much groovier then anyone elses
Miss Annie Brigid says:
and that I dont have an appendix
tis all true :D

I’ll add more later :D are you pleased Annie?

April 8, 2008

omg I found something I desperately need … actually I just want it

I don’t recall mentioning this but I have always wanted a small set of miniature mannequins; well I have one but I wanted a small set. This desire grew this evening at physics tutoring, I realised in that hour that I’m failing physics and I should look towards what I’m good at; and I happen to be fairly artistic… then it hit me OMG i really like designing clothes (even though I don’t particularly care for clothes). Long story short now I want a bigger mannequin. I found the exact one I want too :D here check it out

The problem is that its an ebay item meaning I will never have it … sad but true.

On the bright side I finally caught Spud the ponds horny fish. His not horny anymore [ I know this because his not dark blue anymore :D ] I also caught big red which was my biggest achievement to date.
Other then that I don’t really know what to talk about because I really want the mannequin.

March 28, 2008

a mystical journey… a random journey… A LEARN-ED JOURNEY

There are bullet points because bullet points are cool, they are in absolutely no order and are there for absolutely no reason (except to remind me what I’m going to write about)

  • WTF park
  • Walk Around Mascot
  • Quest for Krispy Kremes
  • Reality Shows
  • Small Boy Big Bag
  • Ransom tie
  • COLD
  • U sin G math high!
  • too much trig
  • what!! flash the universe
  • fish eat worms

Well… I have no idea where to start except I finally discovered that Flickr is alive so I got one (mostly due to peer pressure *looks at dearest white girl*] so yeah go have a look there are many many pretty photos from the Asian countries i have been to in the last year http://www.flickr.com/photos/25091753@N06/(there it is … what are you waiting for)

I really didn’t do much today; mostly because it’s a Friday and by Wednesday I’m already dead so … Friday = nothing-ness I’m just a walking mass or whatever you want to call it (what ever tickles your fancy … worst line I have ever heard NO JOKE). I need time to put this is some sort of chronological order and I want to start reading this story my friend sent me :D they always make me smile (except for the fact that they are long … but either way I enjoy reading them).

O.k bullet point number one should have been Fish eat worms:

This morning, much like any morning I decided it would be “cool” to go to the “fishy pond” (which is actually the cheap water feature in the year 11 quad) and watch the FISHYS (yes fish yyy because its cool) every cool person in the school spends hours mindlessly observing fish … ANYWAY today there was a random earthworm in there and the fish were sucking the blood out of it or what ever its filled with. The little one had the head in its mouth and the big one had the tail in its mouth for about 15 minutes and the little ones were nipping at the body … it was bizarre.

Bullet point number two U sin G. math high … too much trig:

This one shall be short and brief since maths just sucks ( I don’t skimp on the emotions :D this blog has become emotion-full?)… but basically there was a mass of working saying something like using this …=cosec …. and EVERYONE in the extension maths class read it as U sin G DOUBLE EXTENSION MAKES YOU MAD.

Bullet point number three Ransom Tie:

Yes a blue tie is missing :( I am inclined to believe it is up for ransom.

I like lychee’s … and if they are not accessible I like lychee jelly :D

Bullet point number four: Small boy big bag:

You know those really common country road totes?? they look really big when I carry them so I am under the belief that I am to small for a country road bag but today at Kogarah Station I saw a little boy who was in year 7 and was just above 4ft tall with a country road bag. I swear you could like fold him into it !! but yes big bag small man.

Bullet point number five: Quest for krispy kremes:

LONG QUEST … actually its a short but densely packed quest/loiter. Anika and I came to the awesome decision of getting Krispy Kreme dough nuts from Mascot she believed them to be at a walking distance from what I refer to as “mascot junction” *sub story a mascot junction* and honestly they were but I’m lazy.
*sub story a*
Were walking down some random long suburban street in Mascot I shall refer to it as the “random long st” and Anika said “once we get to the end of this street you will be able to tell me where we are” and to me Mascot is just a massive airport with fringing houses so the first thing I said was like so its Mascot junction or something now??.

Back to Krispy Kreme quest/ Bullet point number six walk around mascot:

We walked in a massive circle I believe. We began at the mystical and pointless 410 stop at Mascot and headed “airport ways” (to the airport) it was a big circle :D with a giant hill and what I consider a small scale high way. It was long it was interesting it was “a learning experience” and it was too detailed to write about in detail so basically we walked in a massive circle saw the krispy kreme truck gave up and went back to what I call “Mascot junction” (where the pointless 410 and 301 bus stop is).

Sub story b and bullet point number seven Flash the universe:

During our walk I was on the phone and it got hot, so I took my jumper off but my shirt got stuck to my jumper so basically I flashed the entire mini highway “wannbe” and I tell the person who is on the phone about it *laughs* and he exclaims or something that sounds shocked “WHAT!!” … it was fun indeed.

Bullet point number eight Reality show:

Somewhere amongst whatever that was I was commenting about stereotypes, mobiles, and poverty stricken places in Mascot and came to the conclusion that I would be the best blond reality show rich girl trying to fit in and saying something like “omg wheres you yacht like doesn’t everybody have one” Yes so basically :D i like acting snobby and stuck up (don’t worry I’m not)

Bullet point number nine WTF park:

Remember the long suburban street?? … I bet you don’t but personally I don’t really care because it’s pretty pointless. ANYWAY !! while Anika and I walked down the long suburban street there was a random park amongst the houses … and it was pretty darn creepy looking (I think it was just a house) basically it was a park with a circle of benches which felt like some eerie pagan ritual thing and right after that a bunch or pathways which were all over the place leading into random people houses … it was just random. We walked out asking each other “What the fuck just happened?”

ohh and I almost forgot I almost got run over twice :D

I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT

March 27, 2008

Isn’t Steve the most common name? if you don’t know someone named Steve you’re socially inept

I don’t have any impressive introduction today nor do I have any interesting stories … I may remember a few over the course of my procrastination period. ANYWAY these are a few things I wish people had told me about school:

  1. Don’t study until year 11
  2. NEVER cram a thousand pages (it was actually close to 50) of crap into your head 40 minutes before (it wasted my maths lesson AND now all I can think about the Indonesian and Australian economy)
  3. Don’t sit around blankly and repeatedly tell yourself the list of things you have to do (get off your arse and do them)
  4. Don’t bet your arse away (or in my case to gain an arse)
  5. BOOBS
  6. Fish are friends not food
  7. Don’t spread your books out into millions of pieces of a4 paper (chances are you will lose half of it before you even get home)
  8. If you can’t pay attention force it upon yourself
  9. Do not do 3 unit maths and Physics … just don’t
  10. I have more I just can’t remember at the moment

 

I shall nerd (study) in two minutes (*cough* not likely).

Remember how this blog began … well over the course of what 2 weeks the writing style changed :D how unusual.

 

Today was a day just like any other day; there was at least one exam and a bucket load of homework which I did not even attempt.

This morning began with a bus trip and the day shall hopefully end with a nap (which I am longing for more and more each day). I received a little bear on my bus trip today and since I like naming things via their tag (you know the think with the brand/designers name on it) this one said Kormico and something about being my friend or something and then I realised I had many “Kormico Friends” aka my stuffed animals. Here’s a picture but its only of a few of them because I got tired and couldn’t fit them all on my tiny double sized bed … or was it a queen (cant remember).

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Throughout the day I tried to cram in bits and pieces of Australia and Indonesia facts on the economy (in case anyone ever needs them)

<!–[if !supportLists]–>1) <!–[endif]–>Australian Leader: Prime Minister Kevin Rudd
Indonesia Leader: President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono

Of course there was much, much more with numbers and sporadic facts. Like GDP values etc … but I remembered about 10% of them meaning I managed to ramble on about something I had just crammed in during maths (the 40 minutes prior to the exam) into two and a half pages. Proud much? Yes you are … yes you are.

Other than that, at the train station there were hoards of juniors (juniors piss me off) and there were police and a sniffer dog. While walking because of the crowd I could not see the dog I SWEAR I ALMOST KICKED IT. While I was walking the other Anika to the bus stop after she visited my place we saw police and she said “they are everywhere they’re following you” (or something like that) and I said “it’s because I kicked their dog”.

now I realise that I wasted too much time LATER !!

 

March 25, 2008

BLOGS ARE LAME

I tried to delete this … but it stayed so if anyone stumbles upon this blog read my ramblings and go away. You have to find your own way here I’m not telling you about it.

Okay now to happy Aniqa,

I went shopping yesterday *smiles* well actually it was pretty boring. See firstly I went and bought a dress it’s really pretty see.

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Actually I shall ramble.

Hello y’all

I got a new stuffed animal yesterday, because I really like soft things. It’s some random thing called Elliot the lonely elephant but either way its cute.

The elephant is pretty cute and it holds a little photo frame; I should take a photo of it some time, not today because I don’t feel like it.

My back really hurts but its all good …. honestly I have nothing to say I’m in to bad a mood to say much so yea … HI

I like photoshop so look at my work:

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March 23, 2008

DIE

no personal stuff here my ass this is as personal as it gets DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE  I wanted the blog to be deleted but noooooooooo it doesn’t want to delete itself

March 21, 2008

I’m blogging simply because I can

OMG i have a blog or should i say OH MY GOD I have obtained a blog, so people can read my feelings whenever they happen to stumble upon this poorly designed site. I should say neither as both a) are terrible examples of English and b) the second is incorrect entirely; the purpose of my blog (along with all my writing) is to entertain and mostly to entertain myself. Today I shall enlighten my limited readers about the reason behind this blogs creation (with limited restrictions), see two or was it three days ago dearest Becky and I were having one of our many random conversations which often happened to be on tangents to class work and we came to the precise conclusion of “having an emotionless blog” but of course this never happened as we are both females (surprise surprise) and i grew rather attached to this poor excuse for a blog so i claimed it as my territory but back to the beginning as I will be returning to the end soon. After our decision to produce the “emotionless blog” Becky made it during her free period … which I believe was when I had chemistry (but don’t quote me on that as I don’t frequently remember what happens during a chemistry class except on the occasion that there is an explosion of some sort). Anyway I came home and blogged on it and the rest just sort of happened … I gave up explaining.

Now i will tell you about yesterday as public holidays always suck.

Since its already been a day since yesterday chances of me remembering much of it are slim so here is what i remember (in like bullet points because its cool):
* I had physics and my teacher told me off for not appreciating free education (its true i don’t appreciate it … then again I don’t appreciate much)

* I met this chick on the bus that looked rather familiar and she thought she met me at a wedding (she’s curry) but you see I hate curry weddings and don’t go … but she kept insisting and I’m just like no retard

THE END ( I am rather fond of saying that the end the end the end yay !!)

March 19, 2008

Hello children I am not a paedophile

Today was a good day, much like any other (all) day.

My friends and I were gathered around in a tight knit circle, in which we made satirical comments while talking about life, but not our own lives but life in general to avoid being too emotional. After a while our pleasant conversation was interrupted as we noticed with some disdain that a few overly emotional people were spending time with some creature from a incredibly unhygenic pond. I simply cannot comprehend why anyone would do such unsavoury things. Animals are just emotional baggage that society does not need. To destroy their perspective we decided out of sheer spontaneity that catching the big fat goldfish from the pond and encasing him in a tank thats far too small and dirty for any fish was the way to go. It lost a scale, it was fat, it was put back in the pond.

Spud: the ponds horny fish

Initially when Spud was purchased he was a strange tinge of brown similar to but not the same as my own. Upon his release into the pond and his glimpse at flimsy the (you’ll never guess) flimsy goldfish he became sexually excited and turned blue … and as his love grew, so did his lewd desires and he became DARK BLUE.

We decided to traumatise Spud with the broken net, which incidentally happened to be stolen from the chemistry lab (which no one would suspect … me being the science nerd that I am).

As the day progressed I decided it was time to go to the residency of librarians, this area is commonly know as the library. At the library (which is quite the example of a stereotypical low budget building) there was a silver coin book sale. Gracefully I fluttered from shelf to shelf seeking a bargain to make fun of all things making up the school. It was not long before the book “what’s happening to me?” caught my eye; briskly i move towards counter and purchased it.

THE END